FSL Player Focus – Omigód Anosić

By Ben Darr

Featuring in our first FSL Player Focus is Bristol Bridge CB Omigód Anosić. The Serbian joined the league in the S8 winter window as part of the user player draft.

Who are you? “Hello, my name is Omigód Anosić. I am Serbian and I am 32 years old. I grew up as a Panfalo believer. I am considering this in the field. Phones fry your brain and I fry your legs after being the darkest target on the field. I have made many mistakes in my career but now I am perfect. It hurts, now it doesn’t hurt anymore.”

What is your background? “I am very close to my mother and brother, who is also my father. I never had many things, only football. I lived in poverty, without modern electrical appliances. No phone. Just football. I played in the yard with my friends, and last year I flew to England. Now I play for Bristol. I do not know how. Before leaving for England, my dog was stolen by an unkind gentleman. He entered her until she bled from the eyes and exploded. I’ve been double every dark man and woman on the field ever since.”

What are your current career aspirations? “I am Anosic. I am the best player in the world. The first defender. Lund has nothing against me. He approached me in the shower and tried to fix me with his fingers, but it was not a pleasant experience. I was told not to tell anyone at the club. I’m listening. I don’t care about money or trophies, I care about sex with Becky Blake. I can not wait.”

What kind of legacy would you like to leave on FSL? “I want everyone to think of me as the God of Sex. “Omigód Anosić, how can you have sex with so many women?” Without consent, I say.”

Anything you’d like to add? “I am not a fan of Bebe Barry.”