What happens if an unstoppable force meets a movable object?
By: Ray Porter

An expected 3:0 victory happens. Both Vienna and Paris were on a streak, as the former won all their games so far this season, while the latter managed to lose all of theirs. As expected, Vienna dominated the game and deserved their win.

However, in the first half, Paris held their own and nearly managed to keep it tied at the break. Kain had other ideas, though. Hoffmann sent the young Spaniard in behind the defense in extra time, and Kain delivered with a clean finish into the bottom right corner. Vienna deservedly led 1:0 as Hoffmann bottled a clear-cut chance earlier.

The second half brought more of the same: Vienna dominated the game and this time actually converted their chances. In the 67th minute Hoffmann got a pass from Keetch on the edge of the box and despite shooting with his weaker right foot, he scored. After some tactical changes which saw Vienna's best goalscorer move into Center Back (WTF?), Poe Finglebottom, who is a nominal defender, laid it off to Rahman. The young Winger had no problem scoring his first ever FSL goal. His goal made it 3-0 to Vienna, a result the Austrian's kept a hold on until the final whistle.