Tate thawed up the Lilacs FA Cup

By: Domenico Jordano

The first match of the newest Cup season was held in the coldest stadium in FSL. Norden's and Brussels's players were the ones to raise the temperature and warm up the public for the upcoming cup.

The danger, expectedly, came from Norden's Andrew Tate, who made three dangerous shots in the first 20 minutes. It seems that Brussels were prepared for it, though, and that's why the hosts' #69 failed to change the score after an attempted hat-trick. The Belgians thought they cracked Nordic ice by parking the bus and attempting to score on counter-attacks. Ironically, it was the home side who responded with a counter-attack and opened the score. 1-0, Andrew Tate takes Norden in the lead!

The second half for Norden was all about keeping the game still - something they can write manuals about. Not only the stadium, but the whole game was owned by Norden's tactical dominance. Only God's hand and Savage's leg saved the away team from conceding a double in the 74th minute from the world's most sexist player. The only moment when the Vikings felt discomfort in their stomachs was when Emir Sebajraktarevic's header hit the goalpost.

1-0 at full time! Like a sly chef, the Nordic team managed to freeze everything Waffles were trying to cook.