MD 14: NORDEN FK 0-6 VIENNA KONTINENTAL

CAPTAIN AMERICA DESTROYS THOR

✍️ Written by: Domenico Jordano

After Vienna lost their unbeaten streak to Warsaw, a 6-0 victory over Hamburg helped them keep the morale. But that wasn't enough for the Austrians, as they demolished one of FSL's most classic clubs.

The match started without issue for Norden, with Thor Odinson generating a prosperous pass and a dangerous shot. After 20 minutes of play, Vienna's duo introduced themselves: Jaxon's perfect dribbling and Hoffman's insane goal scoring gifted two goals for Vienna in just two minutes! Their chemistry struck again in the last five minutes of the first half: this time Vienna's top goalscorer assisted to the American striker, who made the score 0-3 before going on a half-time break.

Not only these two were doing the wonders, though: Bradley Keetch almost added his name to NightinGOAL nomination list, but his bicycle kick was denied by Myung Choi. Another Vienna talent, Conrad Cedar, performed a defending masterclass when he denied Shelby in a 1v1 duel with the goalkeeper.

While Vienna experimented with a 4-2-2-2 formation in the first half, they decided to go with a more usual 4-3-3 for the rest of the game. In the 53rd minute, while the commentator was joking about Dos Reis' surname, the Brazilian helped Max Jaxon double their goal tally and create a 4-goal lead for themselves.

With any form of contest long gone, now the only intrigue left was who would be first to finish his hat-trick: Hoffman or Jaxon? It was the former who won the race and celebrated his hat-trick by celebrating in front of Norden's visibly upset fans. Hoffman, not to be outdone, would add a check mark to his hat-trick collection.

If Mauricio Magiciano was Mauricio Mathematiciano, he would tell you this: Jaxon's hat-trick + Hoffman's hat-trick = 0-6 Vienna's away win! Norden was humiliated on their home field, but neither cold nor thunder could stop the Weapon of MAX Destruction.